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Alvy: A relationship, I think, is like a shark. You know? It has to constantly move forward or it dies. And I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.

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Up in the Air

Alex Goran: What a weasly prick.

Natalie: Yeah, but what does that make me? Someone who falls for a prick.

Alex: We all fall for the prick. Pricks are spontaneous, they're unpredictable, and they're fun. And then we're surprised when they turn out to be pricks.

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500 Days of Summer

Rachel: Look, I know you think she was the one, but I don't. Now, I think you're just remembering the good stuff. Next time you look back, I, uh, I really think you should look again.

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Conversations With Other Women

Man: In my opinion, when it gets too serious, it's over.

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Definitely, Maybe

Will: Oh. Good. You're killing me.

Emily: No, I'm not. I'm letting you go. Cause if we stay together, Will, we're gonna be miserable. I'm gonna hold you back from all these incredible dreams that you have. And then eventually you're totally gonna hate me for it.

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Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Joel: I can't see anything that I don't like about you.

Clementine: But you will! But you will. You know, you will think of things. And I'll get bored with you and feel trapped because that's what happens with me.

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Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Peter: Yes. How did you know I was dating Sarah Marshall?

Kemo: Dwayne told me. Chuck told me. Even Rachel told me. I heard about it from everybody. You gotta stop talking about it. It's like The Sopranos. It's over. Find a new show.

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When Harry Met Sally

Harry: Right now everything is great, everyone is happy, everyone is in love and that is wonderful. But you gotta know that sooner or later you're gonna be screaming at each other about who's gonna get this dish. This eight dollar dish will cost you a thousand dollars in phone calls to the legal firm of That's Mine, This Is Yours.

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High Fidelity

Rob: Should I bolt every time I get that feeling in my gut when I meet someone new? Well, I've been listening to my gut since I was 14 years old, and frankly speaking, I've come to the conclusion that my guts have sh*t for brains.

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I Heart Huckabees

Dawn: There's glass between us. You can't deal with my infinite nature can you?

Brad: That is so not true. Wait, what does that even mean?

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My Best Friend's Wedding

Julianne: If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels.

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Luisa: Thank you.

Guido: What for?

Luisa: Thank you for reminding me I'm not special. You don't even see what you do to me. Even the moments I think are ours, it's just . . . you working to get what you want.

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Something's Gotta Give

Erica: Listen to me. You can't hide from love for the rest of your life because maybe it won't work out . . . maybe you'll become unglued? It's just not a way to live.

Marin: Are you telling me this is good? What's happened to you?

Erica: . . . I let someone in, and I had the time of my life.

Marin: I've never had the time of my life.

Erica: I know, baby. And I say this from the deepest part of my heart. What are you waiting for?

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The Way We Were

Katie: . . . You'll never find anyone as good for you as I am, to believe in you as much as I do or to love you as much.

Hubbell: I know that.

Katie: Well then why?

Hubbell: Do you think if I come back it's going to be OK by magic? What's going to change? What's going to be different? We'll both be wrong, we'll both lose.

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The Break-Up

Brooke: I just don't know how we got here. Our entire relationship, I have gone above and beyond for you, for us . . . And I just don't feel like you appreciate any of it. I don't feel you appreciate me. All I want is to know, is for you to show me that you care.

Gary: Why didn't you just say that to me?

Brooke: I tried. I've tried.

Gary: Never like that, you might have said some things that meant to imply that, but I'm not a mind reader.

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