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A Non-Gay Ode To Zach Braff

Are you listening, Zach Braff? Cuz this dude has written a song that's all about you, but he's not gay, okay? Just slightly obsessed. And don't worry, he blows kisses to everyone. And that tattoo was a drunken dare one night. And B-R-A-F-F just happens to be an easy ATM personal identification number to remember. And he's only wearing scrubs because he thinks he looks hot in them. (I smell a boy crush!)

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Maggie-Mae Maggie-Mae 9 years
Awww, he does have a boy crush! that's sweet :P
Phil Phil 9 years
hahaha, he did not do the Jazz Hands!
a-gentle-rain a-gentle-rain 9 years
If you were gonna pick an actor to be obsessed with... Mine would not be Zach Braff. But I think this was a joke. That tattoo didn't look real. It looked Sharpied. But the song was pretty funny.
aras8218 aras8218 9 years
funny
aras8218 aras8218 9 years
funny
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