Oh, emos. They seem to really enjoy sighing, crying, and joylessness. This should give them even more reason to be morose. The made-for-television DVD set Now That's What I Call Emo features "the unhippest vloggers of all time, whining about sh*t no one cares about." Sample plaint? "Nobody likes me . . . it kinda turns me on." What's even better? It's available in Sony Betamax for hipsters!
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