In case you missed the season premiere of "The Office" last week — shame on you! — here's the momentous scene where Michael inaugurates the gang's "Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run For The Cure." Why run for rabies? Because it's "the foaming, barking killer," that's why. (Oh, and that Meredith chick was diagnosed with it.) Why the spandex bike shorts? When your name is Michael and you got it, you flaunt it. For hilarious quotes from the entire episode, click here.
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