Oh, man. The Onion can be ruthless. This fake news clip kinda tells it like it is, I gotta say. Online dating SUCKS. I'd rather be rejected by someone I have the hots for in the real world than some loser online, though. That's what passes for optimism these days, folks — Happy one-day-before Valentine's Day!
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