POPSUGAR Love Sexy Humor The Onion Reports . . . by GiggleSugar 11/27/07 0 Shares Like us on Facebook Sign up for our daily newsletter > Follow us on Pinterest Pants Attempt to Convey What Owners Can't Ladies, don't do it. There are more subtle ways of talking out of your ass and/or s-t-r-e-t-c-h-i-n-g the truth. Source Read More Sexy HumorThe OnionDressed To IllHeadline Of The DayHumor Humor The 26 Most Annoying Things Your Significant Other Does 11 Signs You're Already Part of Your SO's Family 15 Struggles All Boyfriends of Beauty Girls Know, as Told by GIFs 17 Signs You're the Oldest Sister POPSUGAR, the #1 independent media and technology company for women. Where more than 75 million women go for original, inspirational content that feeds their passions and interests. Get Inspired With Our Living Newsletter Personalize Food Tech Love and Sex Vegetarian DIY Home Sign up with facebook or By signing up, I agree to the Terms and to receive emails from POPSUGAR. sgdish 8 years Just say no to speaking clothes! lorenashley 8 years funny how someone with an unsexy ass wears something like that.