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The Onion's War to the White House

The Onion's War to the White House

My obsession with Stephen Colbert has taught me that satire offers an endless supply of insight into our political system. The Onion has put together amusing, and spot-on, candidate profiles for the 2008 presidential election, complete with candidate positions on the issues.



Where does Obama stand on health care? —"Promises to reduce cost of health care by demanding private insurance companies stop liking astronomical profits." Check out all the candidates' pages. The good people at the Onion even have an archive of all the drop outs!

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lilkimbo lilkimbo 7 years
Those are great! The front page story on this week's Onion is "Black Guy Asks Nation for Change." That's another funny one!
jen22 jen22 7 years
LOL!!!!!! Too funny!
jen22 jen22 7 years
LOL!!!!!! Too funny!
i-am-awesomeness i-am-awesomeness 7 years
LMAO @ where McCain would be if he wasn't president!
jadoremondieu jadoremondieu 7 years
LOVE IT! Had heard of them years ago but never checked out the website. I'm totally hooked. Our local Aussie version - or closest to it - is The Chasers: http://www.chaser.com.au/. Hooray for satire!
Jude-C Jude-C 7 years
:ROTFL:
Jude-C Jude-C 7 years
:ROTFL:
hausfrau hausfrau 7 years
God I love the Onion!
hausfrau hausfrau 7 years
God I love the Onion!
bailaoragaditana bailaoragaditana 7 years
:rotfl: The Onion is brilliant!
bailaoragaditana bailaoragaditana 7 years
:rotfl: The Onion is brilliant!
liciababe liciababe 7 years
instering move just happening to have the link go to Obama Liberty haha I realy loved this it is sooo funny esp hillary's, i love for mitt's how they spent the kids inhertance esp since i've met josh
juju4 juju4 7 years
Thank you!! I need a good laugh. I love that they are equal opportunity jokesters.
juju4 juju4 7 years
Thank you!!I need a good laugh. I love that they are equal opportunity jokesters.
janneth janneth 7 years
Funny? Yes. True? Mostly.
janneth janneth 7 years
Funny? Yes. True? Mostly.
j0j0y j0j0y 7 years
I love the Onion! I've read these quips before. Pretty cute!Reminds me of "Speed Date the Candidate" on Videojug.com.
j0j0y j0j0y 7 years
I love the Onion! I've read these quips before. Pretty cute! Reminds me of "Speed Date the Candidate" on Videojug.com.
mondaymoos mondaymoos 7 years
Love it!
mondaymoos mondaymoos 7 years
Love it!
nyaradzom2001 nyaradzom2001 7 years
That was too much:rotfl:
nyaradzom2001 nyaradzom2001 7 years
That was too much:rotfl:
stephley stephley 7 years
I like John Edwards' 'notable ding sound when he smiles' and it looks like they used his high school yearbook picture!
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