Oscar ain't your average cutie patootie cockatoo. She has a tendency to make peeps feel uncomfortable, rather than happy and sappy all over, but she can't help it. Our gal is incapable of growing body hair so she sadly looks like this evening's din-din — but not so fast. Girlfriend has way too much charm to go to waste. Nature gave her a mandate to run around naked all the time, so she makes the most of her featherless existence. Anyone up for some live nude dancing?