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Pickup Line Business Cards: Which Line's the Worst?

Sites like Cheekd.com have ushered in the next generation of online dating,

Before a person attempts this flirting technique, he or she must follow an eight-step process, including: paying for a "new member deck," activating the cards so they actually work, and encountering "a situation where you want to introduce yourself to someone but need an icebreaker." While it's hard to imagine someone going to the effort to get these cards, it's practically impossible to think the gimmick would get you a date.

It's a hybrid dating tool — half offline and half online — but the whole online part is completely unnecessary. Simply writing "call me" on a regular business card and handing it to a person does the trick, without the creepiness. "Hello" always works, too. But not for everyone, I guess. Check out a sampling of pickup lines you can have printed on cards below, and tell me which one's the worst.

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jennaboa jennaboa 5 years
What, not "Is there a mirror in your pocket, 'cause I can see myself in your pants"? I'm disappointed. Seriously, a business card with a line on it? Do charming men even exist anymore?
amber512 amber512 5 years
They are all awful! But I have to say "I'm hitting on you" would make me say "I'm walking away from you."
Yesi-Jukebox Yesi-Jukebox 5 years
"I am totally cooler than your date." This doesn't sound like something a grown man should say, or any guy for that matter. Especially using the word 'totally' lol
bryseana bryseana 5 years
I would prefer a "Hi, how are you?" too. Sometimes a simple line like that is enough. Guys should save the witty lines for after they've been dating someone awhile. It's cute if you actually know the person, but can come across as creepy or arrogant if you don't.
stephley stephley 5 years
Card might as well say "I'm a total douche"
sourcherries sourcherries 5 years
It's so sad when we have to resort to gimmicks to meet people. :(
Beauty Beauty 5 years
I agree, I can't stand lines. What's so tough about "Hi, my name is ____. How are you?"
RoaringSilence RoaringSilence 5 years
Oh my god. I think "I am cooler than your date" is the worst. I hate when people put other people down to make themselves feel better, but if it's my date (or as it happens a lot, my husband), they can fuck right off. Nothing they say after that will ever make me respect them again
arcticpuppet arcticpuppet 5 years
um, they're all pretty bad...
arcticpuppet arcticpuppet 5 years
um, they're all pretty bad...
BJC BJC 5 years
in general i cannot STAND when a guy uses a line. i almost always write him off once that happens, if your not confident enough in yourself, and your ability to make conversation and therefore feel the need to use a line to try and talk to me well im sorry but im looking for someone who is comfortable with who they are
mix-tape mix-tape 5 years
When I hear about silly gimmicks like this, I feel that men think women are more like commodities than real live people. How about a good old fashioned "Hello, I'm _____ and I couldn't help but notice how pretty you are." Is that really hard?
dexaholic dexaholic 5 years
"I'm hitting on you". Uh, yeah, duh! And rather poorly, I might add.
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