Depending on how you look at it, Ed Wood Jr. was either one of the worst filmmakers who ever lived or, as I see it, one of its geniuses. It takes work to make bad movies this bad. And from his magnum opus Plan 9 From Outer Space to his sensitive (and autobiographical) look into crossdressing, Glen or Glenda, this dude knew how to write some dialogue. How can you argue with the following line? "We are all interested in the future, because that is where we are all going to spend the rest of our lives." He's right! Check out this montage for more zingers.