Introducing: Poop Freeze, the product that turns dog poo into a frozen Poopsicle for easy disposal. This commercial could so easily be mistaken for a parody, only. . . it's not. My favorite part of it is when they keep showing close-ups of a bewildered looking dog. He's all, "You know what? It's not my problem. I poop, and they can do whatever the hell they want with it. Leave it. 'Frost it and toss it.' Whatever."