Ever since the Game of Thrones porn parody came out — called, naturally, Game of Bones — we've been giggling over the never-ending selection of ridiculous pornographic versions of well-known TV shows and movies. Nothing . . . I mean, nothing . . . is safe. And with the Oscars on the horizon, it seemed only fitting that we'd take a look at the truly award-worthy, pun-filled porn parodies out there. Take a peek, but be warned: you'll never think of your favorite movies and TV shows the same again.

The Porn Identity

Promises to be just as action-packed as the original.

Pulp Friction

Quentin Tarantino [1] would be so embarrassed proud.

Lord of the G-Strings

Alternate title might have been Lord of the Flings.

The XXXorcist

Because creepy is hot?

The Da Vinci Load

We have a feeling this version is light on mystery.

Not Another Porn Movie

Oh, but it is.

Sasha Grey's Anatomy

Too easy.

Buffy the Vampire Layer

"Vampire layer," "Down for the count" — the puns just keep on coming.

Edward Penishands

You could probably add this to your list of disturbing romantic (?) horror movies [2] to watch.

Bitanic

I hope this version has a happy ending.

Forrest Hump

"My pants are like a box of chocolates." But what does that mean?

Clockwork Orgy

She's got the outfit down.

Honey, I Blew . . . Everybody.

Nice tighty whities.

Missionary Position: Impossible 2

Get it?

Anus the Menace

So disturbing it's funny.

Womb Raider

That doesn't even make sense.

American Booty

Just booty-ful.

Game of Bones

"Winter is cumming."

Legally Boned

You heard her: "File your briefs and take the fifth!"

Raiders of the Lost Arse

They look like they're going to raid some arse.

Tits a Wonderful Life

I can't.

The Poonies

It's just so wrong.

Whorry Potter and the Sorcerer's Balls

He knows how to work a wand (if you know what I mean).

The Sex Files

It had to be done.