After your third plate of super-sized nachos, is it really going to help you to step on a scale and see "lovely," "sexy," and "perfect"? If you're going to forego numbers, you might do it by getting my new invention, the Mom Scale. Get on it and instead of numbers, it will say, "Are you really going out in that?" or "I told you not to have that second piece of pie."
So what about this $55 dollar positive reinforcement plushie scale?