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Pretending to Fall Off Bridge, Man Actually Falls

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A Bloomington, MN, man is in stable condition in spite of falling off a bridge while pretending to fall. That's right: a 23-year-old man, after some drinking (surprise, surprise!), asked his friend to pull over to the emergency lane of a bridge over the Minnesota River so he could urinate.

He climbed over the ledge, looked over at his friend, and — while pretending to fall — actually fell. Police had to use a chair to retrieve the man 30 feet below the bridge since he was stuck in a marsh. Great to see tax dollars being put to good use!


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JaimeLeah526 JaimeLeah526 7 years
Definitely a dumbass. I think some people should be forbidden from drinking. It's crazy.
flutterpie flutterpie 7 years
aimeeb aimeeb 7 years
good lord.
Nyrina-Windu Nyrina-Windu 7 years
hartsfull hartsfull 7 years
So close to a Darwin Award. :jumpin:
yummymango yummymango 7 years
He's lucky his "pretend fall" didn't kill him. And major kudos to his friend who pulled over just so he can pee on the bridge. I wonder if his friend was intoxicated as well...
Sarana Sarana 7 years
When I was little my dad always pretend to push me off a cliff if I was standing on the edge!
Charlsie Charlsie 7 years
Dumbass of the day! I love Très Sugar!
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
We grow dumbasses right in these parts! :D
Gdeeaz Gdeeaz 7 years
i heard about this the other day, some people are just stupid.
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