At long last! Don't risk damaging your honey pot while shaving yourself into resembling an 11-year old! Introducing the Bikini Line Genie, which includes four disposable shields you slap onto your hoo-ha so that you can shave or dissolve away pesky pubic hair without harming the goods. This product works by "tucking between your labia majora to cover your more sensitive labia minora, clitoris" or, in plain English, it "blocks off the vaginal opening so no foreign materials may enter." (Ack!) Thanks Geek and Gizmodo!