Tired of having to be sexy all the time? Some women pull it off effortlessly (damn you, Angelina!) but for the rest of us mortals it takes work. Too much work, if you asked me. So why not take a breather now and then and let it all go? Don't wash your hair. Let your lips get chapped and flakey. Don't moisturize. And if you really want to kill sexy time, put on these wonky fallopian tubes panties I got from Rock Paper Scissors art collective in Oakland, California.