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Product of the Day: Flabuless Arm Hosiery


It's hard to type when you're laughing your ass off, but I'm trying. The innovators at Flabuless have decided that you can't underestimate women's body hatred or the amount of cash they're willing to throw out the window to indulge it. Hence, hosiery for your monstrously flabby arms. I had to scour the website a few times before I realized that you only wear these under your clothes. It talks, though, about how the dreaded hard-to-fix triceps area makes women not want to wear sleeveless tops, which suggests this product will help with that so you can wear sleeveless tops. Me is confused. Anyway, I love the name "Flabuless." They got something right! (Thanks, BellaSugar!)

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