There's a special place in my heart for beard-related products, and popular culture appears to have joined in on the lovefest for all things furry faced. Take this Hierarchy of Beards poster. How else are you going to know that at the top of the beard hierarchy, there's the awesomely named "flapwings" beard, or the "chin-muffler." Or how about the "wispy wiggins" or the menacing "meat grinder?" It would be pretty awkward to kiss someone with face fur like this.