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Product of the Day: The Little Whizzer


Whoopie cushions and fart spray too passé for you? Well, have I got a gag gift for you! The Little Whizzer is a replica of a famous statue in Brussels, Belgium. To the best of my knowledge, though, that statue didn't pee liquor — that's right, liquor! Just fill this little guy's ceramic carafe with say, some Jagermeister, attach the battery-powered statue top, push his button and watch him whizz your favorite alcoholic beverage into your waiting vessel. Will the wonders never cease? (Are my eyes deceiving me, or does that cup say "slut"? WTF?!)

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