Christmas is right around the corner and the kids are itching for a dog- that they're just not gonna get. What to do? Let the Love 'N Licks Puppy come to your rescue! It's even better than a real dog:
"Love 'N Licks Puppies really respond to your love and care!...The more you rub their heads and tummies, the faster their tails wag, the more their hind leg kicks and the louder they bark. And ultimately, like all real, happy puppies, Love 'N Licks Puppies will give you a WET, LOVING LICK that you can actually feel and hear! SLUUURRP!"
Wait. Is it just me or does this sound more like a dirty, pervy pup? Watching the TV commercial only confirmed my suspicion.