Okay, so they're not really called that, but they should be. Gerbe, one of France's leading hosiery makers, is launching a new line of panty hose for men "due to increasing demand from male clients." (I'm dying to know who these guys are.) The manty hose include a unique "front opening" feature and come in opaque, sheer, satin, with or without feet--and (I imagine) a "Congratulations! Your emasculation is complete" certificate.