OK, folks. Start pooling your change because this is what I want for Christmas. I already have an "I Heart Cheese" T-shirt. And I already have an ironic "Leo" necklace. What better way to broadcast to others what you're really all about? Also, this awesome cheese necklace is only 35 smackeroos — the price of a month's worth of Reggiano Parmesan, by my estimation. Or, like, six movie-theater nachos.