Have you ever given someone a pen to borrow, only to realize you'll never get it back? Well, problem solved with this "Borrow my pen?" collection. These awesome pens are inscribed with faux-businesses you wouldn't want to be associated with, like "Springfield Sexual Addiction Center," "Verdant Fields Nudist Camp," and "Dr. Lance Hughes, Proctology." I don't get "Shecky the Clown," though. I'd be proud to own that!