"Spritz the bowl before you go . . . and no one else will ever know!" That has a nice ring to it. At first, I thought Poo-Pourri was going to one-up Bro-Pourri by stinking even more than a douchebag, but it turns out, it eliminates odors, and comes in the following stench-eliminating fragrances: Royal Flush, No. 2, and Heaven Scent. Brilliant.