Some products, like Beano, Ex-Lax or Gas-X, remind us of bodily functions we'd rather not have. If you think it would be embarrassing to buy that stuff in the store, imagine being at the checkout counter purchasing Ring of Fire After Curry Wipes. Designed to keep "tandoori toilet tantrums at bay," it got me thinking. Why not have different versions based on different diarrhea-inducing foods? There could be a "Break-For-The-Bathroom After Burrito Wipes." And how about a "Suddenly Unsettled After Sushi Wipes"? Just my two cents.