I remember when I was a kid, they used to sell candy cigarettes. What could possibly have been the point of that except to get us kids all ready to smoke the real ones when the time came? Well, here's another bad idea of the day: fake beer for kids. Japanese company Sangaria even sells this stuff in six packs (?!) and plans to expand its line to include non-alcoholic wine and champagne for kids. Yeah--it's called grape juice and soda, people!