Remember when hipsters started wearing ironic t-shirts? Like, tees with random brands on them and D.A.R.E. drug awareness messages? Then they migrated to ironic trucker caps. Well, I'm throwing another hat into the ring. I'm hoping that I can get hipsters to start wearing these hats that say "Don't Forget My Senior Discount!" with skinny jeans and Chuck Taylors. It's only a matter of time — hell, I want one! Especially for the senior discount.