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Product of the Day: Skid-Mark Underwear Safe


Good taste (yes, I have some) forbids me from showing the entire promotional image for the Underwear Brief Safe. This safe operates on the principle that if you hide your money in something repulsive, say, "specially-designed briefs which contain a...secret compartment...and 'special markings' on the lower rear portion," and you keep that rupulsive thing in plain view, no one would think to look for money there. I can't even bring myself to tell you what "add ons" you can purchase with this product. I can honestly say that I would rather someone cleaned me out of house and home before I left something so vile lying around. But maybe that's just me. (Thanks for sending this miss chris!)

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