Hairy is in. What if the man in your life isn't blessed with hair in all the right places? Well, the Uber Macho Chest Wig will get him going in the right direction. While he's growing out those mutton-chop sideburns '70s porn style, he can fake chest hirsuteness. "Each luxurious patch of lifelike synthetic hair," we're told in the product description, "has three strips of adhesive tape on the back to keep it securely in place..." Sweet.