I seem to be encountering the word "douche" a lot lately. Yesterday, Geek sent me a blog about Hot Chicks with Douchebags. Today, Dear sends me these Douche Cards. According to the site, if you hand out this card to "the asshole in question," you'll avoid arguments or barroom brawls. And how is formally telling someone in writing that they're a douche going to do that exactly? Maybe I should try it out tonight at my local dive bar.