In this Quiznos commercial, two women eat a Quiznos sandwich and one declares "It's not lackin' any meat, and that's what real women need." Not exactly subtle, but it's a funny twist on the "real men eat meat" cliché. It seems to have triggered some guy's anxiety about, uh, meat, cuz here he pretends not to understand what Quiznos was thinking. Really, dude, you don't get it? Enjoy, ladies! And relax, men!