"The moral of 'America's Next Top Model' is: Everything that you can do, Tyra can do better." --Salon writer Heather Havrilesky about Tyra Banks' antics on America's Next Top Model. I'm still jonesing for it!
"Each time the models are asked to complete a task, Tyra has to bust into the scene and show them how it's supposed to be done, usually with all of the subtlety of a drunk Jane Russell impersonator at a tranny show. The classic Tyra moment this season came when Tyra leapt to her feet, mid-judging session, because she couldn't help demonstrating just how good she is at 'modeling through' a Spanish style of dancing. Notice I didn't say that Tyra was good at actually dancing -- the point is to look really good while you look like you're dancing."