"If you never do anything, you never become anyone."
"Never get behind old people. Their bodies are littered with hidden metal and they never seem to appreciate how little time they have left."
"Forgiveness liberates the soul. It removes fear. That is why it is such a powerful weapon."
"Wait for the crème."
"I used to be somebody, but now I'm somebody else."
"If you value your eyebrows, don't take mescaline."
"There's always something wrong with these tests. These tests paint a picture of me with no brain. These tests paint a picture of me and my mother, my whole family as less than dumb. Just ugly black grease, need to be wiped away, find a job for."
"Happy families are all alike, but every unhappy family is unhappy in its own way."
"If no one's in the kitchen, who's to see?"