Our friends Buns and Chou Chou score an interview with former Clash guitarist Mick Jones and his Carbon/Silicon bandmate Tony James. The convo kicks off to an uneasy start cuz Buns is leery of his new rocker friends and the threat they pose to his fragile home furnishings. But after a while, talk of music gives way to discussion of — gulp! — creepy MySpace stalkers. They're the worst. And if they're not hot, Buns ain't having them! If they are hot, well . . . here's where they can find him. They might want to drop him a line, yeah?