In case you've been hiding under a rock like I have, the object of Rock of Love With Bret Michaels is to win a date with the front man of once-hot metal band Poison. The chicks competing for this thing are scary. Even scarier, though, are their opponents in this episode. The ladies of Rock of Love are supposed to prove their maternal instincts by protecting a baby-doll replica of Bret he calls "Baby Bret" during a roller-derby competition with the LA Derby Dolls. Wow — reality television gets weirder by the minute.