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Phil Phil 7 years
Yeah, that first one isn't even a haiku. And I agree with Punk Glam Queen -- that second one is sort of brilliant.
Punk-Glam-Queen Punk-Glam-Queen 7 years
Fallen85: "Love tap my ass" doesnt have enough syllables..." You're right -- the first one has four lines with each line the wrong amount of syllables, and the total amount of syllables is only 16. The second is kinda brilliant though... ;)
Gravastorm Gravastorm 7 years
Say it like us from down south: (AY-us) ;)
Fallen85 Fallen85 7 years
"Love tap my ass" doesnt have enough syllables...
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Tourettes us a bitch! ;)
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