As contestant Ryan got ready for his one-on-one date this week on The Bachelorette, the pro trainer did what he does best: talk about himself. All alone in a Croatian hotel, Ryan seemed happy to spend quality time with his favorite person, himself, with nothing to do but wait for the mysterious side table to arrive at his door with a date card. "I keep things fresh and new," Ryan explained. "I look at myself every day when I wake up and say to myself, 'Who do you want to be today?' Most guys do not do that." Perhaps because most guys don't try to be a different person every day? Ryan also added, while packing his blue suede shoes, "I've always been able to do very well in everything I've done." After Emily cut him, perfect Ryan seemed confused, telling her: "Trust yourself. You're making the wrong choice." But before he could make that jumbled statement, he had to prepare for the date. So to say goodbye to Ryan, watch one of his classic narcissistic moments now.