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Santa Gets Stuck Climbing Wall

Santa Scars Children For Life

This is what people get when they start dragging Christmas out before Thanksgiving. (Is it just me, or is Christmas music playing earlier and earlier in the season these days?) Santa's doing some promotional thing by climbing a wall, his beard gets stuck in the rope, he's gotta cut the beard off, and embittered children watching down below are never the same again.

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