OMG, OMG Jennifer Aniston was five feet — no, no less than ten feet — wait! — less than three feet away from Angelina and Brad at the Oscars! This is deserving of some straight up Grassy Knoll chartage, dude. Enter Sarah Haskins, mocker of dumb celebrity news.
J.J. Watt Adorably Admits That He "Probably Blacked Out" From Excitement When Meeting Jennifer Aniston