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Saturday Morning Cartoon: Safe Sex In Mario Land

Back in the 80s, the American Board of Education toyed with the cringe-worthy idea of having the Super Mario Brothers give a lesson in safe sex and this was their demo tape. First off, why is the board targeting young gamers-- a demographic that's too busy playing games at home to ever get out and play games with actual girls? Secondly, what's up with mushroom shaped testosterone and green speckled eggs and "condom boots"? Real educational. (I love that Luigi is the sexpert, though. It's about time he got some of Mario's spotlight.)



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