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Saturday Morning Cartoon: Safe Sex In Mario Land

Back in the 80s, the American Board of Education toyed with the cringe-worthy idea of having the Super Mario Brothers give a lesson in safe sex and this was their demo tape. First off, why is the board targeting young gamers-- a demographic that's too busy playing games at home to ever get out and play games with actual girls? Secondly, what's up with mushroom shaped testosterone and green speckled eggs and "condom boots"? Real educational. (I love that Luigi is the sexpert, though. It's about time he got some of Mario's spotlight.)



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quelle quelle 8 years
that was absolutely amazing.
quelle quelle 8 years
that was absolutely amazing.
asmariamoon asmariamoon 8 years
omfg this was hilarious! I loved how they played the Zelda dungeon music when they started talking about teen pregnancy and STD's. Though I personally would have preferred to go through the day without having to see the effects of puberty on the male genitalia and testes...
mols2273 mols2273 8 years
SOO WERID
mols2273 mols2273 8 years
SOO WERID
MEXICANBUTTAFLY MEXICANBUTTAFLY 8 years
:rotfl: OMG, I can't believe I watched that!
MEXICANBUTTAFLY MEXICANBUTTAFLY 8 years
:rotfl: OMG, I can't believe I watched that!
mandykw mandykw 8 years
"Don't justa tell him Luigi, show him!" hahahaha creeepy.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 8 years
:ROTFL: This reminds me off all the weird videos on sex that we watched in school.
pink_magnetism pink_magnetism 8 years
:ROTFL: This reminds me off all the weird videos on sex that we watched in school.
screammylungzout screammylungzout 8 years
omg luigi's voice threw me off after mario; also, i think i might want condom boots! are they like a really, really big path for your feet?! lol
Yo Yo 8 years
Well I am pretty sure I can never have sex again after seeing that. I do NOT want any baby dinos!
Jennifer_2sugar Jennifer_2sugar 8 years
Oh my god, why the hell did I just watch that? :sick:
Rubita Rubita 8 years
Wow, how bizarre, and ridiculously vague!! I'm sure the condom boots and hatching 'baby' dinosaur would clear up all the doubts for prepubescent kids.
c0rkie c0rkie 8 years
kids learn best from animation :D remember GI JOE PSAs?? lol
c0rkie c0rkie 8 years
kids learn best from animation :Dremember GI JOE PSAs?? lol
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