After crashing their private jet, The Superficial Friends find themselves stranded in Malawi where they notice that the locals have really fabulous dark tans. Luckily, they discover a nearby tanning parlor to bronze themselves brown, but that's when Brangelina spots them and promptly adopts them. Can they escape the Jolie-Pitt family dungeon or will they have to endure baby Shiloh's taunting forever? Watch and see.
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