"It's definitely not true what women say about just wanting a man with a sense of humor. What women mean is they want a guy with a sense of humor who is really handsome. If a girl had a choice between Brad Pitt or me, she'd pick Brad Pitt. And I'm a lot funnier than he is!"
— Seth Rogen on why he's not getting any extra attention from women since he lost weight for his role in The Green Hornet.