Why, oh, why do they inflict science fairs on already awkward teens? It's not like some pimply 14-year-old is going to locate the gene that will let us all live to be 150 or suddenly discover alternative fuel sources. (Okay, maybe — but not likely.) In any case, check out these photos of hormonally-challenged adolescents standing in front of their awesomely titled exhibits, all of which manage to sound like band names. "Anyone wanna go see Code of Meniscus with me tonight? Electro Worms are opening up for them. I hear they're really sick."