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elizabethsosewn elizabethsosewn 7 years
i think kty, and oohsexypenguin i would combine your two suggestions, start laughing so hard that.. OOPS! did i just spill my drink all over you? i'm so sorry. why don't i go get a paper towel from the ladies room (and never return)
oohsexypenguin oohsexypenguin 7 years
I would probably just laugh reeeeeally hard and walk away if this happened to me. It's way too funny to take seriously/be offended by.
kty kty 7 years
if a guy says that to me i'll just pour out my drinks on his face
Love-and-Sex Love-and-Sex 7 years
Actually, it sounds like something that WOULD happen to me!
margokhal margokhal 7 years
Lol, absolutely *no* game, Tres. That, or he's an alcoholic...I mean, what if you were just waiting in line at Starbucks for coffee one morning, and some dude with a liquor bottle comes up to you and says "Yo-Ho-Ho! I've got Captain Morgan, come to my house"??? That dude is a whack job, for real.
wackdoodle wackdoodle 7 years
I can not take credit for the saying "gentlemen's pieces". I was watching BBC last month and I think on Top Gear one of the hosts used that term when the body part that a motorcycle had hit on his co-host. "He was struck in his gentlemen's pieces" is what the host said. I fell out laughing. Usually in my family we say "package". He was struck in his package by a wild dog. But "gentlemen's pieces" sounds so refined. Use it in good health Tres
Beauty Beauty 7 years
I was just gonna say, Wackdoodle, you are hilarious.
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Nuts attached to the forehead with a nail gun.
Symphonee Symphonee 7 years
He would have that bottle shoved up Davey Jones locker with a sorry line like that.
Love-and-Sex Love-and-Sex 7 years
A guy who has no game, margokhal? :ROTFL: "Pie hole" and "gentlemen's pieces," wackdoodle, are getting scribbled into my writer's notebook pronto.
margokhal margokhal 7 years
If a guy comes up to me and says "Yo-Ho-Ho" ANYWHERE, I'd be offended. Who *carries around* a bottle of liquor as a prop to get laid? That seems REALLY lame.
wackdoodle wackdoodle 7 years
A dude comes up to me and says "Yo ho ho." He's getting a flying fist to his pie hole. And possibly a kick to his gentlemen's pieces.
tlsgirl tlsgirl 7 years
"When she comes back for more, tell her about the Captain Morgan you keep at home." Oh dear lord, now that's classy.
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