Holy innuendo, Batman! Back in the day, comic books were a favored form of child's play, but who were we kidding? Judging from some of their — unintentionally? — suggestive situations, it's no wonder adults collected these cartoons too. And don't get me started on the sexist lessons being taught here. In honor of Comic-Con kicking off today, check out these inappropriate and sexist vintage comic book moments!
Uh oh, I don't think that's what Archie meant by "beat off."
Source: Archie Comics [1]
Granny found an unexplainable substance in Peter's room!
Source: Marvel Comics [2]
Don't forget, wives should be kissed and not heard!
Source: Marvel Comics [3]
What did that robot do to Lois?
Source: DC Comics [4]
I think Robin has an arrest for indecent exposure coming up!
Source: DC Comics [5]
Luckily, Wonder Woman is smarter than most women.
Source: DC Comics [6]
See, girls want to be slaves!
Source: DC Comics [7]
Women: always too scatter-brained and emotional!
Source: Marvel Comics [8]
Batman is an abusive partner!
Source: DC Comics [9]
Whatever you do, don't rip your eyelashes out. Dying's OK, though.
Source: DC Comics [10]
Nothing's worse than being killed by a woman!