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Shoe to Tiny Turtle: I'm Just Not That Into You

Shoe to Tiny Turtle: I'm Just Not That Into You

It pains me to post this video. It chronicles a particularly embarrassing moment in the life of this tiny toity here who is doing his damnedest to have sexy-times with a completely uninterested shoe. He was the little turtle who could. Only, he couldn't. Sad.

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SKC-Sparkle SKC-Sparkle 7 years
Ew...why would you film this and giggle? LOL fuzzles.
SKC-Sparkle SKC-Sparkle 7 years
Ew...why would you film this and giggle?LOL fuzzles.
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Toe NAIL!
fuzzles fuzzles 7 years
Toe NAIL!
misscococherie misscococherie 7 years
haha poor fella!
misscococherie misscococherie 7 years
haha poor fella!
nancita nancita 7 years
I just can't believe turtles make that noise!
Pistil Pistil 7 years
I've watched the discovery channel and the noises those things make when mating creep me out! I don't know why... it's just so weird... I guess that means they're enjoying themselves?
fishay fishay 7 years
Aww! He's trying so hard!
fishay fishay 7 years
Aww! He's trying so hard!
Seitan Seitan 7 years
That's weird. I didn't know turtles could make that kind of noise.
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