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Shoe to Tiny Turtle: I'm Just Not That Into You

Shoe to Tiny Turtle: I'm Just Not That Into You

It pains me to post this video. It chronicles a particularly embarrassing moment in the life of this tiny toity here who is doing his damnedest to have sexy-times with a completely uninterested shoe. He was the little turtle who could. Only, he couldn't. Sad.

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