For the couch potato who has everything (nachos, beer, remote control, fashion magazine for during commercials, no life) may I submit: the Slanket? It's a blanket you can wear. I mean, the rigors of television watching necessitate being able to go to the kitchen to get more cheese and/or chips or beer in one swift move. No time for blanket adjustment. (Jokes aside—although I already have a "rlanket"(robe/blanket)—I want one.)
Thanks for the tip, Spluch!