Slim Jeans (not to be confused with skinny jeans) are supposed to help you lose weight "while you sleep or lounge around watching tv." How? Well, they're made of some god-awful, super shiny foil, quasi-fabric material. That's right--they were designed with the science of weight loss in mind, not fashion or dignity. What I want to know is: why bother losing weight if you're gonna walk around looking like a moon man all day anyway?