Ladies and Gentleman, please meet your hard-as-nails candidates, one night only, tonight on WWE: Monday Night Raw! Back off Undertaker, Step Down Million Dollar Man, hold up Nature Boy Ric Flair — this here is the likes of Clinton, Obama, and McCain! They don't play if they don't win.
They're all appearing to plug the WWE Smackdown the Vote campaign. Who cares what it's for, Obama says "can you smell what Barack is cooking?!" Cancel your plans tonight and watch. We'd sell you the whole seat, but you'll only need the edge.