Forget Match.com, Nerve.com, or (my preferred method) staring at strangers on public transportation. I'm ready to try Farmer's Only, the website that matches rural folks with other rural folks (or maybe with jaded city girls?). City boys with their tight skinny jeans, esoteric music tastes, and boring cynicism are so five minutes ago. I want a hardworking, down-to-earth farmer — and now I know just where to find him! Sweet.